A small cafe, Grizzly Chai, sits on a street corner. Muffled speech is heard from the darkened windows. A petite person approaches the door from the inside and locks it. They appear to be the source of the muffled speech.
Inside the cafe, the person walks down the narrow aisle between the tables and the counter. They have short hair and a handlebar mustache, and are wearing suspenders. They are singing the second half of the Cheers theme. "Roll out of bead, Mr. Coffee's dead".
They go behind the counter and fiddle with the register while continuing the song. "The morning's looking bright"
Their work done, they approach a table of large, bearded men and a large, sleeping dog in the back corner, still singing. "And your shrink ran off to Europe, and didn't even write"
On the table is a square box. One of the men, a tall, man with wide shoulders and a fat belly looks at his cell phone and asks the person, "Are you ready, Leland? I texted Lafcadio".
Another man, a very fat and round man with glasses leans down to the sleeping dog and whispers, "Wake up, Beowoof".
The third man, a tall and very fat bald man in suspenders just pats his belly and looks at Leland.
