Product Review
Posted March 20, 2026 at 1:00 am

Warning: These laptops run on GemUX, NOT Windows. I guess faeries are a bunch of OS snobs. And don't give me that "It's literally a different world" nonsense. They've had decades to fix this. But enough about the OS. Here's everything else that's wrong with these clunkers:

  • They're heavy. They must weigh at least 2 pounds
  • They're clunky. Over an inch thick. At least the hinge for switching between tablet and laptop mode is sturdy.
  • It can't run Microsoft office or any of my games, so I can't even benchmark it.

Apparently it's meant for gemfarers, but I'm not a gemfarer, so I only care if it can play AAA games, WHICH IT CAN'T. So what's the point of these?


2/5 stars